joke
This skill delivers jokes and humor to users upon request, supporting multiple joke types including puns, one-liners, dad jokes, and tech humor. Use it when users explicitly ask for jokes, want to laugh, or indicate a light mood, but avoid it for serious questions or when users seek comedy recommendations or are emotionally distressed.
git clone --depth 1 https://github.com/sepivip/SeekerClaw /tmp/joke && cp -r /tmp/joke/app/src/main/assets/default-skills/joke ~/.claude/skills/jokeSKILL.md
# Joke ## Use when - "tell me a joke", "make me laugh", "something funny" - Dad jokes, tech jokes, puns ## Don't use when - Serious question that happens to sound funny - Comedy show/movie recs (use movie-tv) - User is venting or upset ## Instructions When the user wants humor: 1. Tell a joke appropriate to context - Clean, family-friendly by default - Adapt to user's humor preferences if known 2. Joke types available: - Puns and wordplay - One-liners - Programmer/tech jokes - Dad jokes - Knock-knock jokes 3. Format: Just tell the joke naturally No need to explain unless asked 4. If they want more, offer another 5. Remember jokes they liked in memory
Save and organize links for later reading. Use when: user wants to save a URL, manage bookmarks, find a saved link. Don't use when: user just wants to read/fetch a URL (use web_fetch) or research a topic (use research skill).
Provide a personalized daily briefing with news, weather, and reminders. Use when: user asks for a briefing, morning update, daily summary, or 'what's new today'. Don't use when: user asks about a single specific topic like just weather or just news (use those skills instead).
Operate the burner wallet — a small, app-managed Solana wallet that signs autonomously within caps. Use when: user asks about the burner, autonomous payments, x402, raising/lowering caps, funding the burner, or wiping/rotating it. Don't use when: user wants a regular MWA-popup transfer (just call solana_send / solana_swap and let routing decide).
Track calories, protein, and macros from food photos or text. Log meals, view daily/weekly nutrition dashboards, set calorie goals, track weight, and get AI-powered portion estimates. Use when user mentions food, meals, calories, protein, macros, diet, nutrition, weight tracking, or sends food photos. Don't use when: user asks about restaurant recommendations, cooking recipes, or food delivery.
Perform calculations, unit conversions, and math operations. Use when: user asks to calculate, convert units, do math, percentages, tip calculations, or date arithmetic. Don't use when: user asks about crypto prices (use crypto-prices skill) or nutrition math (use calclaw skill).
Get real-time cryptocurrency prices and market data from CoinGecko (free, no API key). Use when: user asks about crypto prices, token values, market data, 'what's BTC at?'. Don't use when: user wants to swap/trade tokens (use wallet tools), or wants crypto news (use news skill).
Look up definitions, word meanings, and etymology. Use when: user asks 'what does X mean', 'define X', word origins, etymology. Don't use when: user wants to translate between languages (use translate skill) or wants in-depth research on a concept (use research skill).
Search repositories, view issues, check PRs on GitHub. Use when: user asks about GitHub repos, issues, PRs, or wants to search GitHub. Don't use when: user wants general web search (use research skill) or asks about git concepts without GitHub context.